As a huge Project Runway fan, I usually think Heidi Klum is great. But deciding to dress her and her poor husband Seal up as crows really lost me. Heidi Klum’s 10th Annual Halloween Party was last weekend and they look so ridiculous that I think next year, she should just stay home with the kids and pass out candy in her sweatpants instead. The shoes are hot, but I EXPECT Heidi to have great shoes, that’s practically her job, isn’t it?

How do you think Heidi and Seals conversation went?

Heidi (insert German accent): Honey, I know vat ve should vear for ze costume party?
Seal: Really?
Heidi: Ve should go as crows.
Seal: (Stunned Silence)
But I’m sure he didn’t want his Teutonic bombshell of a wife blowing up at him, so he donned the feathers, facepaint, yellow gloves and all anyway. Good man Seal. If mamma ain’t happy nobody’s happy.
Auf Wiedersehen.

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